Mac: Hello, I¡¯m a Mac.

PC: And I¡¯m a PC.

Mac: I¡¯m afraid to ask.

PC: Well, I was sitting on my desk, someone walked by, carelessly tripped over my power cord, yanked me straight down to the ground.  Bang!

Mac: Yikes!  Mac Books come with this power cord that connects magnetically.  So, when it gets pulled, it just (sound) pops right off.  Everything¡¯s just kind of thought out, y¡¯know?  Like the tiny built-in i-sight camera.

PC: My life is flashing before my eyes.  I see a sunset and a field of beautiful wheat.

Mac: Isn¡¯t that your screensaver?

PC: Yeah.