Scene 1: What very personal and somewhat shocking thing do we learn about Joey in this scene?
Rachel: Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the 1) you're gonna have to wear 2) ?
Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay.
Joey: Really? A 3) ?
Rachel: It's not a 4) ! It's a shoulder bag.
Joey: It looks like a women's 5) .
Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. See look, men, carrying the bag.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. But it is odd how a women's 6) looks good on me, a man.
Scene 2: Why does Chandler say, "Mrs. Tribbiani" and why does Ross say, "Make up?"
Joey: Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Chandler: Wow! You 1) just 2) your 3) Mrs. Tribbiani!
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's 4) too. 5) / / ! It's got 6) for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Ross: Your make-up!
Scene 3: What two words do we hear that tell us that Joey is an actor?
Joey: Hey! I'm off to my 7) . How do I look?
Rachel: Ahhh, I think you look great! Joey, that bag is gonna get you that 8) .
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is 9) . Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag!
Scene 4: Why does the casting director say, "Do you sell these bags?"
The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey.
Joey: Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink.
The Casting Director: I'm sorry. Could you, could you try it without the 1) ?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Well, you must be new here. Maybe we should—I'm sorry, can I ask you something?
The Casting Director: Sure. What?
Joey: Well, first it's not a 2) .
The Casting Director: Okay, anytime.
Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!
The Casting Director: Okayyyy! Anddd, go!
Joey: All right look, let me show you the catalog! See? Huh? It's the latest thing! Everyone's got one! Men! Women! Children! Everyone's carrying them!
The Casting Director: Uhmm・. Do you sell these bags?
Scene 5: Did Joey get the part? How do we know?
Chandler: Hey man, how did the 1) go?
Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it.
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the 2)/ had some 3) with me.
Ross: What kind of problem?
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Chandler: Oh my God!
Ross: Nooooo!
Joey: Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!
Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.
Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? Oh, you think I should give up the bag!
Rachel: Honey wait, Joey, I¨m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it・ (Looks for help.)
Chandler: Oh, hey!
Rachel: ・I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Joey: I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Rachel: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldn¨t have a bag, I just—it's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) 4) .
Chandler: Yeah umm, they're called 5) .