Man: Hi

Woman: Hi

Man: I was marooned on an island for five years with this package and I swore that I would deliver it to you, because I work for Fed ex.

Woman: That¡¯s very admirable.  Thank you.

Man: Hey look, by the wayt, what¡¯s in the package?

Woman: Uh¡¦ nothing really.  Just a satellite phone, GPS locator, fishing rod, water purifier, and some seeds.  Just silly stuff.  Thank you again.  You keep up the good work.